[[ugh.]]

Oh, don’t be so dramatic. It’s not all that bad. 

[[ugh. It’s so boring though. How do you deal with doing nothing but paperwork all the time]]

I do other things too. But that’s beside the point. It’s not like I particularly enjoy the paperwork. But someone has to do it. 

We’ve already been over my feelings for Scout. I don’t understand-

[[No, honey. She means ‘Tess and Calvin’ as in them, together. Like in a relationship.]]

…oh… well, they can’t be in the same room together without fighting, so I don’t see how that would work out. Besides Tess has more sense than that. 

[[But apparently you don’t. cough cough. Um, I’m kind of the self proclaimed captain of the Tess/Calvin ship though.]]

/exasperated sigh/

[[Oh, don’t sound so disappointed in me.]]

I knew this was coming.

[[well, yeah…you two spend a lot of time together. Or you did, at least. But whatever, I love Calvin. He’s a sweetheart.]]

A sweetheart? That’s not the word I would have used. Self absorbed, maybe.

[[Honey, you need to stop being so bitter about this whole situation. He’s not the only one at fault here.]]

…

[[I mean, you’re being kind of hard on him, don’t you think?]]

No.